bihateual: i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
kegelz asked: 27 because if you don't say Georgia with me, friendship terminated.
pizzattack: the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
lonelywhiteasian: 100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
rennick25 asked: LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!
snazziest: It was boner at first sight
I’m for sure going deaf at my first race but I’m in redneck heaven. I love this shit.
how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
Anonymous asked: Tell us about your girlfriend ?
Anonymous asked: are you currently dating anyone?
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
I JUST LOVE WHEN MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS TELL ME LESBIAN SEX ISN’T REAL SEX